Video Games Cause Violence
Microsoft put a virtual gun in my hand,
taught me how to press X to shoot
at nameless faces with no thought.
Then the gun turned to metal and plastic,
pixelated bodies became flesh and bone.
Video games groomed me into a killer,
rewired my moldable mind with its ideals.
That’s why on weekends you’ll find me
disappearing into pipes and jumping over mushrooms,
I trim my lawn with a sword in hopes
of finding green, red, and blue gems.
At night, I gorge on lines of blinking white pills
so I can hunt down sickly, blue ghosts.
Sometimes I go to South America for ancient treasures
in a top that makes my tits look sharp enough to poke an eye out.
I wake up before the rooster crows
to diligently water my parsnips and kill off slime.
Look up to the stars and you’ll see me defending earth
from swarms of space insects in an American colored starfighter.
Now excuse me as I catch a flight to Florence to jump off towers
and see if I can land safely in a pile of hay.